Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.

"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten

by TashaShikari December 29, 2008

sniper bullying

A way to bully people, as shown in TvFilthyFrank's deleted video HIGH SCHOOL SURVIVOR GUIDE, reuploaded by ReuploadsGalore3. So basically, you and your friends find a smaller and less popular kid that wants to hang out with you guys. So you recruit them in and treat them nicely. Next, recruit an even smaller kid and even less popular kid who wants to hang out with you guys. Recruit him and treat him nicely as well. Now, you find your victim that you want to bully. To bully them, tell the small kid to tell the smaller kid to bully the victim. Now, since the smaller kid is the actual person that bullies the victim, you're good, due to the fact that even if they snitch on you, there's no actual proof of you starting it. That's a simplified version of it. More info in the reuploaded video.

Sniper bullying is more effective than legit bullying

by Purple8InchCock88812 June 24, 2017

Clit Sniper

A guy (or girl) who can find your clit instantly without even trying. They will rip your pants off and go straight for the clit, giving you multiple orgasms and making you very sore (and very satified). Usually, he/she surprises you with having this skill.

I was at the motocross track last night, and found out Dave is a clit sniper! Who would have guessed?!

by LittleMonster14 January 11, 2011

Sniper's Dream

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.

Have you seen Sniper's Dream over there? There's more face above the eyebrows than below!

by Anger of the North March 13, 2011

sniper load

When getting head you disguise you are about to bust a nut. You let it build up then go for the killing shot. If successful you cause gagging and a feeling of joy.

Justin held his his shot for the opportune moment. He only had one shot to make the kill, his sniper load was ready. Krista never saw it coming, she gagged and Justin felt relieved, knowing he accomplished his mission.

by nut commando January 7, 2008

sniper mask

HOTTEST SEXIEST MF TO EVER FUCKING EXIST THIS MAN CAN SHOVE ME INTO A WALL STOMP ON ME RUN ME OVER WITH A BUS AND THEN PUT ME IN A COFFIN

"man did you see sniper mask that hotass"
"yeah dude he's so fucking sexy"
"ikr i want him to rail me until my legs shake"
"sheeeeesh ikr"

by z0mbi3gut$ April 20, 2021

Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area

"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"

by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010