schmed

A goof, a nerdy person that thinks he's cool. Someone that sits on a bench in a mall wearing a denim or leather jacket while licking an ice cream cone with sprinkiles.

Look at that schmed trying to be cool. He is straight out of 1985!

by Boirto December 15, 2008

Slimed

To perform a drive-by but instead of using guns you throw a bunch of fully packed used condoms on your victims

"Make sure you don't go to the East side of town this week, I hear some crips are out for blood cause they got slimed last week"

by KaioBlue March 20, 2022

schmed

someone who intentionally does something to annoy or anger others in a way that will frustrate them extremely

"You left one cookie left in the jar, what a schmed"
"That schmed just cut me off! Get out of the way!"
"You are a major schmed"

by ND4194 January 21, 2010

Slimed

When on a wildland fire you get dumped upon by an air tanker that drops retardant.

Usually not a good thing.

If you get slimed you will get made fun of.

I heard the tanker coming but I couldn't get out of the way and I got slimed.

by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009

Schmede

A curvy penis

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!

by paetreik October 29, 2008

Slimed

When your about to nut and she gets on her knees with her tongue out ready to swallow, instead you turn around and diarrhea in her mouth

Yeah I slimed that bitch yesterday and she tried to kill me!

by Slimer464848484 February 2, 2021

schmedly

really really cheap vodka bought when 13 years from the happy shopper for 2.99 in whitstable, kent.

schmedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(its fun to say when sloshed)

by katie April 23, 2004