Shuster

Shuster (eden) is the name of the prettiest smartest funniest girl that you will meet in your life , honestly it can be a bit annoying sometimes but all in all its impossible to hate her.
She will do anything for her family and the people she loves in the spare 5 minutes she has in a week working three jobs like an immigrant.

Every shuster has a jackie usually of ethnic background and similar sense of humor , the jackie may be beloved by her family in a mutual way.

"DAMN look at that shuster walking around in daylight"

Jackie: "where is my shuster"

"Did i call my shuster today"

"Did i send my shuster a birthday greeting in 2019?"

"Im gonna marry that shuster"
"Bro you really should"

by JackieAbbLovesYutal November 23, 2021

Shuster

To miraculously achieve one moment of greatness despite being a complete and total bum/loser.

I can't believe that squirrely loser actually won that one time; he's a real shuster.

by Ralph Cox 80 February 12, 2022

schütteres Rohr

Impotenz. Gemeint ist Impotenz.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.

Sie: Besorgst du’s mir nochmal?
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(

by Evi1M4chine January 10, 2025