Non-native English speaker who might get 2.5 in IELTS but gets offended when someone makes a slight mistake while using English.
-Can you help me do this?
-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
-Shut up Schrödinger's Native
-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
-Shut up Schrödinger's Native
by roughweed August 23, 2020
Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
by KuteKhemist August 22, 2018
A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender
Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay
by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022
A state when a dictator, especially those named Kim, is in a state of both life and death at the same time.
by ReaGame April 28, 2020
A person who is woke as per convenience but when their religious texts are questioned their apologist mode turns on.
Aman: I love it when a woman is free. We are all equal.
Kriti: Then you wouldn't mind a career driven woman, right?
Aman: Well... You see... According to my religion, a woman should treat her husband like a God and her purpose in life is to take care of her husband and children. So, I don't really think that women should pursue such a life.
Kriti: Damn Aman, you're such a schrödinger's theist...
Kriti: Then you wouldn't mind a career driven woman, right?
Aman: Well... You see... According to my religion, a woman should treat her husband like a God and her purpose in life is to take care of her husband and children. So, I don't really think that women should pursue such a life.
Kriti: Damn Aman, you're such a schrödinger's theist...
by Bhosadiki August 5, 2020
Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021
When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.
"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
by Dyspros December 18, 2021