Definitions by KuteKhemist

Schrödinger Pants 

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

Schrödinger Pants by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018