Schmello

Another way to say hello. Also known as a salutation or greeting in the English language. When said one may also say schmello in response to the same greeting.

Schmello! How are you?

by missie marie April 10, 2010

scholar

to excel in schoolwork to the point of making one cool at some level; similar to baller

Derrick just scored again with the ladies...what a baller.
Leroy just got an A on his calculus test...dude, he's such a scholar.

scholin!

by Lauren and Nicole July 22, 2007

pyrex scholar

An expert in the manufacture of crack cocaine often the using pyrex brand dishware .

Ghostface Killah "Kilo" lyrics... The chemist is brolic, pyrex scholars ,Professors at war over raw, killing partners for a million dollars

by brain/brain May 29, 2010

Google Scholar

an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.

So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.

by getnpsi September 6, 2008

Cock Scholar

A whore or slut, someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

by Dommy Style May 29, 2007

Youtube Scholar

Individuals who troll others on Youtube by making comments to videos that are generally insulting and/or have explanations and facts to videos that otherwise don't require them. These facts or insults are completely unnecessary, and the individuals who post them generally have no lives, live with their parents, and play World of Warcraft all day long. Also, these ignorant, pompous, uncouth nerds live in their basements, have neckbeards, and breathe through their mouths, lacking any real form of education, else they wouldn't fucking be putting what little brainpower they have in Youtube comments.

"Why the hell are these douchebags barking about Communism and the USSR just because they see a fucking video with the Soviet Union National Anthem?"

"I don't know, just a bunch of fucking worthless Youtube Scholars if you ask me."

by originalwhackmaster October 18, 2009

Schoettelkotte

A person who is a phenomenal slut who sucks any guy's penis with no ambitions. A person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.

Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.

by brittanydavisbumplecart May 30, 2009