Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

by H&S October 10, 2008

Schnorked

The act or intention of getting some action late at night when your partner is asleep.

When Leslie got home she was really horny and came on to Jim. He was exausted and the best he could manage was to get schnorked.

by Austin Weird August 21, 2009

Schlort

Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.

That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.

by iron mike 27 October 14, 2016

Schnart

The art of shitting farting and nutting at the same time

The massage was so relaxing that I schnarted and shit went every where.
The music was so tasteful that I had an epiphany and schnarted.

by HotCosby05 June 25, 2020

Bloop Schnorg

yes

friend 1: hello friend 2!
friend 2: Bloop Schnorg my fellow human

by fuckayooooooooooooo December 10, 2021

scanortch

Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containing multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.

Anyone who came within 5 feet of Gina would agree she needed to clean her scanortch.

by Esteban Rios September 20, 2008

Bop Schnots

To Sweat like a motherfucker as a result of excessive Dancing/Bopping.
This term is usually associated with raves and 'electronic dance music'.
Schnots It is derived from the West o Ireland (ie.Boggers) pronounciation of the word Snot.

-While Ashling rings out her top after Richie Hawtins 5 hour pumpin set she turns to her mate and says "Man, i had a serious case of the bop schnots in there!!"

by Fini Mhaille April 30, 2008