Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

by Riley85 April 24, 2022

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by krowkneeklay June 12, 2011

Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice March 11, 2007

Signature Schneider

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.

After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider

by Mike Douglar November 04, 2007

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

fishily schneider

To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)

I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.

by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008

Rob Schneider

Actor and comedian. Starred in Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick .

His mother Pilar is Filipina and his dad is Jewish.

"Rob Schneider is a funny guy! I thought Deuce Bigalow was really funny because he had to go out with all of those horrendous women." said Gina.

by Svava Eriksson September 05, 2004