When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit
by Riley85 April 24, 2022
A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
by Pooch Pounder December 4, 2013
a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider
my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
by krowkneeklay June 12, 2011
This word has two meanings.
Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
by Miss Malice March 11, 2007
A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".
"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."
by p.smitty March 23, 2010
After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider
by Mike Douglar November 4, 2007
by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008