schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

schnitzel fritz

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.

Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!

by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

beaner schnitzel

A person of mixed German and Hispanic descent.Basically they must have both German ancestry,and a parent who grew up in a Latin American country,regardless of whether they have much/any Amerinidian blood or not.

OK,so my Dad is German and British and my Mom is German and Spanish,but was raised in Honduras.

Wow,you're such a beaner schnitzel!

I know,right!

by clarissatheone07 January 10, 2011

schnitzel

When one penis is inserted inside another penis through the japseye. it is often known for being used in Austria. It comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of sex.

A gay man: "Wouldn't it be fun if we could do it properly??"
His partner: "You want to schnitzel?!?"

by kidUrban June 1, 2010

Schmied

A Copycat. One Who Copies EVERYTHING That Somebody Else Does. These Creatures Are Extremely Annoying, Especially When They Cannot Get Enough of Copying People.

Person 1: "I LOVE GIRLS, THEY ARE SO AMAZING"

The Schmied: "I Used To Hate Girls, But Now I Suddenly Like Them, Right After That Kid Said He Loved Girls."

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR MIND.

by Merik DonFranJedrey March 10, 2010

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008