Shmaremelised

Soaking up the sun to the point of caremelisation and feeling a sense of gooey sweet bliss and stupor.

Tyson enjoyed lying in the sun so long that be became shmaremelised

by Nem Cac June 2, 2019

Schmoreos

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Oreos brand. Schmoreos combines soggy chocolate cookies with soured creme filling in a familiar cookie sandwich presentation. Schmoreos are an affordable, inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

Yo, Cornelius whas'up with these rank-ass Oreos!??! Why is this creme filling 'yellow'? Are these expired or are these Schmoreos!??! I ain't eatin' these! Tell your cheap-ass mom to get some real Oreos next time.

by beancrock July 16, 2019

Schmaverage

Not quite a schlong, but not schmall either. Not to be confused with Schmedium

Schmakin my schmaverage schmeat

by Making Campbells Chunky atm March 10, 2023

James, Schmames

A word used to indicate that James has been the topic of conversation for an unhealthy amount of time and that the subject ought to be changed.

"James, Schmames, let's talk about Laura."

by ldkasldka;sd'AS;LDK'sl;dk';LAK June 28, 2021

schmalevitch

Russian-Yiddish Used like Schmuck but with more affaection. Usually used by a parent when a male child does something clumsy or funny

Your such a schmalevitch

by Zalman Ber February 18, 2005

schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

by Pepito the Mexican Astronaut August 7, 2009

Schmaked

Getting drunk, or the act of drunkenness

Tyler was so schmacked last night that his teeth hurt. PBA I'm schmacked! Let's get schmaked

by Dawgman1 April 21, 2017