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Schlitzstop

The one guy on every slow pitch softball team who thinks he can handle his position and a beer at the same time.
Yo, Tommy accidentally threw a beer to the first baseman instead of the ball. Guess he's not quite the schlitzstop he thought he was.
by mattymath May 6, 2014
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schitzy

A word with dual meaning depending on context.

1) A term for the state of mind experienced when under lots of anxiety and fear. Particularly of the unknown. A person is said to be getting schitzy if they are obviously uneasy/afraid of something.

2) A word used to describe someone/ something that gives you a very uneasy feeling. For example, a person acting strange and erratic on public transport, making people who are around feel anxious would be a schitzy person.
1)

*walking through a dark forest with a friend*

Person 1 - This is really creepy, are you alright?

Person 2- No man, I'm getting really schitzy.

2)
*spot a man walking around a dark park as a clown*
Person 1- What's that guy doing?
Person 2- I don't know but he's being proper schitzy.
by Phretik October 1, 2017
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Schlitzed

To become/be drunk purely off of a cheap light beer. Derived from Schlitz beer, the original cheap light beer brewed in Wisconsin since 1849.
Brian brought a 12 pack of Miller Lite and now he's just Schlitzed.
by The_Informer March 30, 2019
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Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.
I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today
by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023
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schwitzy

An individual with a very slim and bony figure. In reference to the highly emaciated and starved appearance of Auschwitz victims.
"yo that girl is straight up schwitzy, you know wa' i'm say'n"
by nerodilf June 6, 2024
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Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku
by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008
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