Schlickum

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

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schlife

to go about ones life with great pussiness and overall patheticness

livin my worst schlife

by cha February 21, 2019

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Schlib • schlibap • Schlibbidy • Schlibble • Schlibbus • Schlibibble • Schlibip • schlibity • schlick • schlime

Schlieffen Plan

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.

"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."

by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020

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Schlimpy

schlimpy

I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.

by Ackubota May 24, 2020

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101% the G.O.A.T. Led the Boston Celtics to an NBA Title. Some say the leader was Kevin Garnett. Always there when you need him. Five NBA Finals MVPs in four appearances. First player to have a triple- triple. Three point specialist. Steph Curry before Steph Curry all around the greatest player of all time.

"Did you see the Celtics game last night?"
"Ya Brian Scalibrine went for another double triple!"

by Whataburger11345677990 July 31, 2016

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