Schleet

A slut that looks like a fucking ugly ass sheep and will do anything for sex as long as she keeps a sheep in the room to watch

Bro I met this total schleet last night and we went down, but something licked my butthole while going down on her

by Royaltheft851 April 22, 2019

Schleem

The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)

Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!

SCHLEEMY!

by GinRummy27 February 23, 2022

Schleem

Verb
To ejaculate messily; to nut

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock

by Entelechy April 22, 2022

von schlieffened

The act of flanking or attacking from behind which often involves in bamboozling the enemy. Based on the Schlieffen plan from WW I, it was conceived by the German strategist Alfred Von Schlieffen.

Fuck They Von Schlieffened us

by Vombat May 2, 2020

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

Schlief

Verb; the act of smoking marijuana but still being able to carry out your daily responsibilities.

Man that guy sure is a stoner, but its okay because he schlief's.

by TheShocker6 December 1, 2009

I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation

"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."

by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016