Scheme

The act of pursuing interactions with a person with intentions of dating them/hooking up.

Hey David, are you still gonna scheme Jen? Or have you changed schemes?

by Fckboi123 March 14, 2015

Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.

"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"

by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005

schemies

a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.

whit u lookin at ya bam, i'll burst u

by sarah October 26, 2003

Schmoe

Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2

"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear

by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018

schmo

Yiddish for an idiot or a cuckold. Essential loan word in New Yorkese English, along with all the other Yiddish insults. See also schmuck.

That schmo just took my spot and flipped me the bird. Jerk.

by ignor July 5, 2003

SCEMOSEXUAL

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.

oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me

by tribilliee January 2, 2008