schedual

How some people (8% of the US) spell the word schedule.

So I got scheduled coaster on the new schedual. Yea thats not happening!

by E3655 July 14, 2014

schedule II

A category of drugs that can be legally prescribed but are the most stringently monitored because of their potential for abuse and {diversion. Schedule II drugs include stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamine and opiates such as fentanyl, which is far more dangerous than heroin, even though the latter is Schedule I. While Schedule I drugs have been deemed as having "no medical value" and cannot be prescribed because they are presumably the most dangerous, Schedule II drugs are generally far more dangerous and addictive than Schedule I drugs. The fact that non-lethal drugs such a cannabis, and psychedelics such as LSD and peyote are Schedule I drugs say more about the period when the schedules were created (as part of the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, under Nixon) than they do about the actual danger of the drugs.

Dr. Feldman's ability to prescribe Schedule II drugs was suspended after the DEA noticed he was prescribing thousands of Percocets at a time to six buxom women he knew from Temple.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018

Scheduelling

When a group of people attempt to schedule a date for a group event and everyone is competing for a date that suits them.

We are supposed to have dinner, as a group, but people kept scheduelling and it got canned.

by Quidgeeboh May 3, 2010

schaff

a badass last name known as ass kicker

damn she must be a schaff

by balller096 December 11, 2016

Schaftenfreude

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune

"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."

by Schafter November 2, 2017

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011