The Sceep

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.

buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.

by Sceep April 12, 2010

speef

The process of dragging your testicles over random objects or terrain. Speefing is very popular in Japan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an assortment of different textured items. People will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. This is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.

Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"

"Whats Dave doing to your cat?" "Oh, he's just beast speefing it"

by nublar December 10, 2004

Skeef

Skeefing is when you get hit in the balls so hard you lie on the ground and scream/breathe, skeef

Man1: “ dude did you see John get skeefed today?
Man2: “ no but is he okay?”

by Gonefortea March 3, 2021

sweeft

sick + sweet + swift
the best of all worlds and it gets 'er done faster.

"yo man check out my new kicks"
"sweeft"

by awesomeville June 8, 2009

Screefmaster

An individual really good at treeplanting. A person that consistently plants a high number of quality planted trees with proper plug or root placement, 1" of exposed mineral soil with the correct 9'x9' spacing. Predominantly used in Western Canada in the treeplanting world. Typically there can only be one ScreefMaster in a camp.

Holy Cow! I heard that Archer had 1,800 trees planted today by the end of his run. He really is a Screefmaster. If he keeps hiballing like that there won't be anymore trees left.

by dv8tech June 9, 2013

Sheefcake

A female version of a beefcake or a burly chick sometimes mistaken as a guy.

Dude, I thought I saw my buddy at Chipotle but it turned out to be a sheefcake!

by UniKid September 20, 2013

scief

A scammer and a thief. Typically used if someone scammed to steal something.

Yusuf scammed me and took my wallet. That scief

by rajt17 December 21, 2019