the catapult

whilst receiving oral pleasure, to apply pressure to the phallus in question and release on the said oral pleasurer\\\\\\\'s face...the catapult

\\\\\\\"I the catapulted that shit.\\\\\\\"

by el jake May 19, 2006

fart catapult

the act of cupping one's hand over the anus whilst releasing gas, followed by throwing or catapulting said gas into the face of an unexpected recipient so that they may enjoy it's scent up-close-and-personal.

As Jacob walked by his unsuspecting co-worker he fart catapulted him. The situation quickly escalated to a violent one.

by loudog3 May 5, 2011

irish catapult

An Irish Catapult is a sex game which requires a rock hard, throbbing erection, a coin, and a descent woman. The man puts the coin on his erection, and with all of his cock power, he throws it into the air and flips it. If the coin lands heads up, the woman gives the man head, and if it lands face down, looks like the man is takin the dirt road home. (Anus). Do the Irish helicopter in the elevator, and out house, your son's birthday party your hot co-worker, your 12....I mean 18 year old neighbor, and why not your own step mother. Play with caution, because this game can get addicting faster than you can say "pregnant nun"!

I got head from a bad bitch named cinnamon last night while playing that sexy game, Irish Catapult.

by brasspair May 6, 2014

shatapult

This is when you are ice skating nude and you hit a perfect triple axle. Either while jumping up or during the post-landing spin, you pinch one off. The centrifugal force on your turd pulls it flying out at a force to be reckoned with.

I will shatapult on you.

by BigLud July 20, 2014

sultapultamul

to divide or seperate evenly

6 sultapultamuled by 2 equals 3

by googalebash April 21, 2010

Catapult

He's seated with his legs outstretched, and she's straddling him, stomach down facing away from him. They both control the motion, him by moving waist, and her by using her hips.

He catapulted the crap out of last night

by Blitxwinger56 November 10, 2017

catapult

someone who is better than you in every single way. They're so perfect they will make your voice sound high pitched and make you look short. They are so perfect they make you feel as if they could catapult you back to your father. like a kid getting sent back home.

Person 1: God, he makes me look like a loser.
Person 2: He's your catapult.

by redder_dominator February 19, 2021