Shovel spoon

A spoon in a shape of a shovel it's a real thing search it up on google

OMG I can't believe shovels evolved into spoons . Doesn't that make a shovel spoon

by No nut November society December 15, 2018

spooner street

In Family Guy the street that the Griffins live on.

Guy:Do you know where The Griffins live

Other Guy:Are you retarted? 31 spooner street.

by Matt Wentzel February 1, 2008

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 3, 2013

Kill Me With a Spoon

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011

my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

by Rick May 22, 2004

Spoon Fun

a beautiful act between two men~

mr. andrews requires a spoon

“spoon fun, papa?” liam cansen pleaded, to the tall man hovering above him.

gets up spoon

by connor murphy August 24, 2019

Little Spoon

When cuddling, they're the little one's, or the softest one's and need attention and protection from the big Spoon

I like to be the little Spoon

by Fstttuatsi June 7, 2021