Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
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The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009
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by Andy F... June 29, 2011
Get the sandalart mug.A bucket located in a basement, garage, workshop, or similar man cave, which is used exclusively for urinating or deficating into. Typically used when one is too lazy to make the arduous trip up the stairs or to another nearby spot with indoor plumbing. Most commonly used when wearing ones #sandals
Person 1: "hey man, mind if I use your washroom? It's upstairs right?"
Person 2: "What? That's whack. Why don't you just use the sandals bucket in the corner?"
Person 3, while pooping: "Yo bro. This is so convenient."
Person 2: "What? That's whack. Why don't you just use the sandals bucket in the corner?"
Person 3, while pooping: "Yo bro. This is so convenient."
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