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Jesus Platform Sandals

Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
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Socks and sandals

You trying to get laid wearing the socks and sandals?
by anonymous July 10, 2021
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Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009
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sandals

see through Footwear that people wear in Hot weather
Sandals feel so fucking good to wear in hot weather
by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003
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sandalart

The annoying autocorrection you get when typing "sandblast" into a phone
Andy: Are you gonna be ready in time to play sandalart next week?
JP: What's sandalart? Learn how to text Andy
by Andy F... June 29, 2011
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sandals bucket

A bucket located in a basement, garage, workshop, or similar man cave, which is used exclusively for urinating or deficating into. Typically used when one is too lazy to make the arduous trip up the stairs or to another nearby spot with indoor plumbing. Most commonly used when wearing ones #sandals
Person 1: "hey man, mind if I use your washroom? It's upstairs right?"
Person 2: "What? That's whack. Why don't you just use the sandals bucket in the corner?"
Person 3, while pooping: "Yo bro. This is so convenient."
by jizzbomb404 August 28, 2019
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Sandals

A very much preferred offensive weapon by asian and hispanic middle aged mothers.
Sandals are an ancient craft of weapon, wielded by mothers
by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022
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