workable substance

Any substance that will elicit a high, buzz or rush, no matter how intense.

Yo, that fly I smoked was a workable substance.

by R. Sterling Shackleford, III March 8, 2011

bad substance

(Noun) Any form of narcotic or pleasure inducing material - primarily by young teenagers in the US state of Hawaii.

My friend Kobe has been getting into some bad substances, and I am beginning to become concerned

by Jax'n June 6, 2017

meta-substance

A state that can be delineated in terms of discrete size and discrete time; implies a discrete speed.

Lacking in the complete properties of either material or space.

Unable to form a consciousness.

Light is a meta-substance. Thus light cannot be conscious. Light can be related to sense and its origin cognizance.

by sandraxine September 17, 2018

Multi substance ejection

A rare occurrence within the human body that causes them to expel multiple types of material from one or multiple holes, for example, pooping while pissing and vomiting at once.

Holy shit that dude just did some multi substance ejection!

by Window28 January 1, 2022

Shady Substance Salesman

Another word for a drug dealer; a man who sells illegal substances.

It was discovered that she has been connected with a shady substance salesman who probably sold the stimulants to her.

by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 15, 2022

ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".

Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023