Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017

When a naked big hot large Samoan man belly flops on top of you and you fucking die of an orgasm.

Bro I just got Samoan steamrolled so hard last night.

by CoopyCrisp June 25, 2021

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird

Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!

by PlayThreeAre February 11, 2020

A rare moment of infinite possibility and opportunity. Typically the start of a new chapter in life.

At first I didn't know what I would do after I lost my job, but it turned out to be my samoan canvas.

by yuppiepilgrim December 21, 2020

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.

My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.

by Mashpee Sal May 22, 2017

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

by Gaggle Kang November 13, 2020