Saltificating

verb

1. to speak especially at length in a bitter or corse manner:

2. to pontificate in a salty way.

3. an act, found mostly in American home-cooking, of adding salt to a dish already prepared with salt.

"...furthermore, that brand of sneakers is overpriced and marketed to the arrogant masses, I would rather a brand that is unique, and original," Max droned on, saltificating.

by mdank October 3, 2017

Saltiest of baes

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

Salicionna

Someone who is a beast at sports real funny and can keep a relationship! She chill but can be bold when she wants too👀. Anyone who sees her knows her name. Who doesn’t love salicionna?

Dang look at salicionna!

by s4lic3 November 9, 2019

salti

A Term used to describe when a person is short and angry

Person 1: gets mad because they can’t reach the top shelf because they are too short and get angry

Person 2: Somebody’s becoming a Salti

by Shuveit June 28, 2020

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

Our Salti

A super lovable person that we all care for and adore because they're amazing

We fucking love Our Salti

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

The Great Saltine Challenge

Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.

The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.

by epicfailureensues December 8, 2009