Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

salted tips

some gay guys group chat name.

Yo Ben, read what i just said on Salted Tips

Yo man that’s gay as hell

by annaamajor May 4, 2018

salted popcorn

The best way to eat popcorn

Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn

by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 7, 2021

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

Salted Caramel

The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.

Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?

Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.

Jon: Ew.

by dollapingaz May 26, 2015

Salted nut roll

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net

Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?

Paul: No dude it's all yours.

Joe: I want half.

by S bomb March 30, 2009