by The-rev February 27, 2009
Get the Pop a Schmo mug.You know what, im not some schmo here.
by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004
Get the schmo mug.1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.
Schmobes for short.
by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004
Get the schmobley mug.Can be used in place of the word bitch or douche bag. Also in adjective form it is much like the word lame. Schmol has a negative connotation but can be used in a joking manner with friends.
by schmolinator July 4, 2009
Get the schmol mug.A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.
A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
Get the schmodel mug.n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008
Get the schmokenhagen mug.Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.
In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
by DancingFedora December 5, 2009
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