swim

Swim = Somebody Who Isn't Me

Iamdie threatened to send a swim because he is a pussy.

by NOT A BACK EAST REDNECK April 25, 2008

SWIM

an acronym for Someone Who Isn't Me, Someone Who I Met, Some Wasteoid I Met, Some White Ignorant Male, and/or Some Wildly Intensive Masturbator. Often used in chatrooms or blog posts to disassociate one's self from criminal or morally suspect behavior.

SWIM smokes at least a 1/4 ounce of chronic every 3 days or so and is worried it is making him sterile.

by bubbadalubba February 20, 2011

Swimming

A living hell. A great sport to do if you want to be yelled at for breathing. Gets very boring.

Let's go swimming at the pool!

by LittleGfromtheHood April 11, 2015

swim

1)an excuse to wake up at 5a.m. and jump into freezing water
2) a reason to jump into a shower naked with several other people of the same sex.

3) a great way to look at people of the opposite sex in bathing suits
4) an excuse to eat 5 meals a day and not gain a pound
5)the only sport that gives you hickeys

mother: is that a hickey on your neck?

child: nope, its from my swim suit.

by i love turtlez September 30, 2011

Swim

Swim: the act of not sinking while in water.

Lets go swim

by Lilpotato January 31, 2019

swimming in it

To be in a state of confusion. To be overwhelmed.

I have this new job I have to learn and I'm swimming in it.

by Andy VW September 28, 2006

Swimming

A series of unfortunate events.

"Cancel my evening plans. I am going swimming and won't be capable to do anything afterwards."
"What a series of unfortunate events."

by INATS October 18, 2018