Swift dick 

A man who doesn't last very long in bed.

She was so unsatisfied with that swift dick.

Swift dick by Swaggypotato69 May 10, 2014

Swift Johnsoning 

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

Swift Johnsoning by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

swift kick in the balls 

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain

Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls

swift kick in the balls by yummahfupa August 17, 2011

Swift Middle School 

A stupid middle school with retarded kids and kids that want nudes all the time also smoke try to sell drugs and do drugs. Also there are some kids that are just plain sluts

Swift Middle School is hell

Swift Middle School by ToBeGoneForLife October 8, 2019

Swift May Wind 

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.

Swift May Wind by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009

swift kitty 

A lady using her intellect and sexual prowess to compromise men and procure a favorable position in future circumstances. Often times she'll employ maneuvers to exploit the schmuck before he realizes the quagmire he's gotten himself into.

Beware she's crafty and always one step ahead of you.

See that chic over there; yeah she's one swift kitty.

swift kitty by Slick#1 January 23, 2016

swift cruise 

When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."

HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"

swift cruise by Shmiggens March 2, 2017