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look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.
1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary
by a very tired student September 24, 2018
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one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!
by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013
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the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....
you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008
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should have swallowed

An unwanted pregnacy
Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed
by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008
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Funk Swallower

The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!!
We were at the Wawa in Glassboro when the Funk Swallower emerged groping the man with no legs!!
by Hermanator X March 6, 2008
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Sword-Swallowing

Deep-throating gone horribly wrong, choking on one's penis during a bj.
Omg It was so bad last night, I was totally sword-swallowing!! I choked!!!
by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009
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Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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