SUV

Nigger.

"Who killed all those grannies and little girls during that Wisconsin Christmas parade? Was it a nigger?"
"Actually they were struck down by an SUV in a tragic---uh---'accident.'"

by JessicaYaniv February 10, 2022

SUV

Acronym for Sports Utility Vehicle, an expensive kind of car usually made by Detroit that gets really crappy gas mileage (<20). In a head-on collision, SUVs sometimes run over the hoods of cars and can seriously mess up the other driver/passenger, due to their front grate thing (not sure what it is) pushing the other car under and lifting the SUV on top of the other car.

SUVs have a high center of gravity, so a sharp turn will flip it and if you unfortunately land on the gas tank, the car may blow up.

by siliconrex July 19, 2006

SUV

The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.

Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.

by j May 4, 2004

SUV

Super-Unattractive-Virgin
Basically a virgin that THINKS shes/he da shit.(usally a girl)

-"Hey you saw Shakita today, struttin around cause she got a new purse?"
-"Yeah, but still doesn't change the fact shes a SUV.

by Kidd2331 April 18, 2008

SUV

Super
Ugly
Vehicle

Guy 1: Hey did you see the SUV in the parking lot?

Guy 2: Yeah it was really ugly

by Friday the 69th April 23, 2019

SUV

SUV is the acronym of the expression Sex Utility Vessel. It's some what derogatory term to describe a good sexual partner but nothing else.

"Becky is a wonderful SUV , but god is she annoying to speak with."

by IblisTheLightBearer September 17, 2019

SUV

a vehicle that Senator Jean-Luc Kerry owns but denies like a mother fucker. Fucking phony bastard!

Everybody sing, "SUV, oh SUV, oh how I love my SUV" Hey, lets go fill up, it's an ozone action day dontcha know!

by Mr Fossil Fuel September 11, 2004