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oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.
"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."
by wackshitbro August 23, 2019
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Suspension squabble

The point when your chassis is so out of line, it hits a radiating frequency and you alternate between full jounce and rebound events
Man, you have so much suspension squabble I don’t know how you expect to take a woman out in that thing.
by Thicc_rick September 13, 2019
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Suspension Railway

A sex move where the man stands on a platform attached to a set of rails on the ceiling. The woman (strapped and standing in place hanging from the rails) pulls ropes attached to the man’s platform and the dick penetrates at light speed. Missing the pussy may be fatal.
Man, me and Barbra tried the suspension railway last night. My dick went in so fast.
by romanv213 May 9, 2020
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Record Suspension

A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.

March 13, 2012
"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"
by CanadaLaw101 October 7, 2012
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Inauthentic Suspension

When your Twitter account gets banned due to your own abusive and/or threatening behavior, but you blame your rightful suspension on “single-purpose hate accounts” and/or “weaponized trolls/digital soldiers” who are out to get you. Often a sign of deep paranoia and persecution complex.
The guy who reported me brags about being a single purpose hate account and rejoices in my inauthentic suspension.
by WangYoGrunt May 10, 2023
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Suspension Bridge

A suspension bridge is similar to a Effile Tower but with 2 women and two men. One man enters from behind woman 1 and the other man enters the mouth of woman 2, with woman 1 eating out woman 2 in the middle. Due to distance the men hold hands directly infront of themselves instead of in the air creating the suspension bridge.
Man1: "there are two girls how are we going to Effile Tower? Do we just take Turns?"
Man2:"Nah we will just suspension bridge instead!"
by ManarGarth December 9, 2023
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Suspense ending

This ending is usually a longer note, or sometimes a tremolo, depending on what, but plays a diminished chord or a other cord, that makes discord
The suspense ending is sometimes called the diminish ending
by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023
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