Stoney Macaroni

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

by Kelso June 16, 2006

Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 18, 2018

Stoney Baloney

When you are too high to be true

Bro, i'm stoney baloney right now!

by StoneyGrassBurner October 16, 2022

Stoney River

A situation in which two older men treat you to a lovely dinner and then proceed to Eiffel Tower you afterward.

Did you hear what happened to Evan? He got the Stoney River from his bosses last weekend.

by silversoul94 December 8, 2019

Stoney MacMillon

A Stoner or person that has to be constantly high on illegal drugs all the time who likes to keep busy by watching pornography.

Was a character on Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke.
Your friend acts like Stoney MacMillon.

by BustacapLA August 5, 2008

stoney day

days where you don't do anything but smoke and chill and then smoke more

damn that fried chicken would be so good for a stoney day

by double Gs May 1, 2016

stoney macgyver

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.

by Domer64 October 21, 2010