You pass out around 9pm and set your alarm clock for 2 o'clock. When it goes off you go out sober into town and scoop drunk chicks (stragglers).
by Dean Vigor October 30, 2008
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-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.
-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.
-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.
Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"
2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"
2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."
by kevgroat January 24, 2010
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by notAnormal August 3, 2020
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SRAGs are the most rapidly growing breed of promiscuous Asians found on college campuses. A SRAG often tries to disguise its predatory nature by concealing itself with 7 layers of eyeliner or by altering its first or last name to hide their asian persuasion - but do not be fooled. Frequent sightings typically include the back entrance of a frat struggling for admission because none of the brothers they "know" or hooked up with last weekend want to claim them. However, if they do manage to enter the premises, they immediately prey on vulnerable (blacked out) brothers. Other unsightly sightings include 3 am walk of shames, as even bros know that having a SRAG spend the night will ultimately result in torment or worse, an STD. The only rule while in custody of a SRAG is that you must always walk it to the door to exit. Legend says that once when a SRAG was left to exit the house on its own, it got lost and stumbled into 3 other bros’ beds before managing to fully exit the premises. Despite its unintimidating physique, you can never put it past a SRAG to hook up with your ex boyfriend or even a current. SRAGs must put sluttiness before common courtesy in order to survive in the wild frat scene. It is only once a SRAG manages to bone everyone and destroy several relationships that they evolve to a SAG. Their promiscuous endeavors have deemed them infamous thus no longer random.
SRAGs are the most rapidly growing breed of promiscuous Asians found on college campuses. A SRAG often tries to disguise its predatory nature by concealing itself with 7 layers of eyeliner or by altering its first or last name to hide their asian persuasion - but do not be fooled. Frequent sightings typically include the back entrance of a frat struggling for admission because none of the brothers they "know" or hooked up with last weekend want to claim them. However, if they do manage to enter the premises, they immediately prey on vulnerable (blacked out) brothers. Other unsightly sightings include 3 am walk of shames, as even bros know that having a SRAG spend the night will ultimately result in torment or worse, an STD. The only rule while in custody of a SRAG is that you must always walk it to the door to exit. Legend says that once when a SRAG was left to exit the house on its own, it got lost and stumbled into 3 other bros’ beds before managing to fully exit the premises. Despite its unintimidating physique, you can never put it past a SRAG to hook up with your ex boyfriend or even a current. SRAGs must put sluttiness before common courtesy in order to survive in the wild frat scene. It is only once a SRAG manages to bone everyone and destroy several relationships that they evolve to a SAG. Their promiscuous endeavors have deemed them infamous thus no longer random.
by MLIBerkeley January 13, 2013
Get the SRAG mug.A Stragg is usually a woman that embodies a multitude of different ratchet ways of living. A woman that's usually not conducive to anything productive, and IF she is... its usually for the wrong reasons. There are different levels of straggs and different kinds. The common denominator in all of them though, is that they usually don't change. A stragg could be a hoe, a feminist, an adulterer, a compulsive liar, a deceiver, a child abuser (in many different ways) a destroyer of families, a woman that rejects male leadership at all costs, a swirler, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... A woman that refuses to EVOLVE. Stay away from this kind of woman. Her more than likely used up cooch isn't worth your destruction.
Chris said he'd seriously date that chick he met the pink slip (strip club) that nigga better be careful, STRAGGS can hide their true nature for a while!
by Anti-Idiot December 16, 2019
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by Vinnie and Phil July 23, 2008
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Friend 1: yo mate she's cute af i would smach/ knock them ancles loose.
Friend 2: yo that's a guy.
Friend 1: so he's still cute and I would still smach...balls deep.
Friend 2: Shraggy!!
Friend 2: yo that's a guy.
Friend 1: so he's still cute and I would still smach...balls deep.
Friend 2: Shraggy!!
by Quacii September 24, 2018
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