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Carlsbad Stoners

Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.

On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.

The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.

All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners
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rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.
rolling stoners by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

Set In Stoners 

A married or dedicated couple who collectively enjoy marijuana and its effects.
Ryan and Dakota, the Set in Stoners of the neighborhood, celebrate their anniversary every year with a couple of joints.
Set In Stoners by GoldenGirlsDRM August 15, 2020

sober stoners 

A person, or group of people, who do not use drugs, but might as well.
Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?

Joe: You could smell the weed?

Dave: Fucktard.
sober stoners by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009

a group of stoners 

A group of stoners is called a BOWL.
1st person: Dude i went to that concert and i saw a group of stoners!!

2nd person:don't you mean a bowl?

a stoners dozen 

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

a stoners dozen 

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.