STD

STD is an acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website seizethedave.com, or to secretly announce that you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.

There he is, STD before he gets away!

by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 20, 2002

STD

a cruel trick god plays

Damn you, Jebus!

by bosstone August 13, 2003

std

An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.

Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 16, 2008

std

What killed unprotected sex.

John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."

by CarlosX December 26, 2005

STD

short for "Shit To Do"

Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

by Sslime October 17, 2004

STD

to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time

friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!

by alyssalicious May 30, 2007

STD

Student Tech Director

Yo! who do I give my crew head aplication to? oh, give it to the STD!

by just call me blond January 21, 2005