Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Standing Menacingly

You're actually sitting and have special character in your name.

FuzzySucks:Standing Menacingly

by ThisDish July 2, 2020

standing ground

1. The act in which you do no budge or move from your proverbial or physical position, 2. To not crack under heavy pressure.

"Nick told that girl she was no fun, and he's totally standing ground against her lip."

by bigsteveboski November 3, 2006

standing butterfly

Sex position in which the female is in a squatting position with her legs spread and her butt out.

Sydney did a standing butterfly while Elvin ate her out.

by Vajj October 7, 2006

Standing on the shoulders of giants

A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

standing shit

A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.

i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.

by john doobies June 20, 2015

Standing Dog

A sexual position where the bottom dog straightens their hind legs with the top dog standing behind them. This is also the third step of Cave Canem. It precedes the Wheelbarrow and follows Doggystyle.

My wife loves the Standing Dog even more than the Cowgirl.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010