Stand up to

To beat someone physically unconscious

I had to stand up to this guy the other day and he wasn't standing up after I had got done with him

by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019

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Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.

My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

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stand-up therapy

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.

Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.

by craftyInstigator March 8, 2018

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Stand Up Jack

The ultimate source for knowing anything about music.

Yo, that MTV isn't very Stand Up Jack. It's more like, whack.

by John McKay April 6, 2004

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Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Have you heard of the ex-mob guy, Michael Franzese?

Of course I have! He’s a stand up guy!

Oh ok just wondered!
Fuggetaboutut!

by Gonzorino September 9, 2020

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A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

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