fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

instagram stalking

The action of scrolling through someone’s Instagram account and pictures but not liking any of them, simply just to see them. This is especially used by a person who happens to like someone. They use this tactic to learn more about their crush.

I have a crush on the guy and instagram stalking is the only way I get to see him.

by Ihaterunningbutitsallgood November 21, 2017

stalkbook

1.) Noun. A name used for a popular college based social webpage becuase of the ease of "researching" other people on it. 2.) Verb. When one does "research" on someone on said popular college based social webpage.

I met Ashley at the bar, found at she went to State, but didn't get her number. So, I looked her up on stalkbook.

Before his blind date, Jon stalkedbooked Lisa.

by Bobby B for Free April 25, 2006

Stalker Crush

1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.

"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"

"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"

by Michika January 3, 2009

Layne Staley

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains

Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.

by Rexall June 10, 2004

Stalkie

Pretending to take a Selfie but instead actually talking a picture of an unsuspecting victim in the background

Sam on the train texting Tom

Sam: Hey Tom this hot girl just got on the train and shes sitting across from me
Tom: Quick get a Stalkie
Sam: Got it, hang on a sec ill send it to you
Sam gets toms Stalkie
Sam: Nice man, shes a hottie, you should go speak to her

by weaby12 October 22, 2013

stalkah

Similar to stalker or creeper, but with a ghetto twist.

Someone who stalks or creeps on other people, usually because he or she doesn't have much of a life.

Ilana just creeps on people on Facebook all day, she is such a Stalkah!

by Shabbos Buddy October 26, 2009