St. Cletus 

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.

St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me

St. Cletus by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009

St. Maarten 

A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.

Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen

St. Maarten by Tweetygyal March 6, 2009

St. Hubbins

The patron saint of quality footwear.

Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.

David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.

Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?

David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.

Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?

David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

St. Hubbins by SCOTT!!! September 18, 2005

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool 

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P

You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool by Unkown__24 November 20, 2018

St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.

“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”

St. Martin High by Baby-D-K- October 20, 2021

St Martin High pt.2

Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.

If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs

St Martin High pt.2 by Baby-D-K- October 21, 2021

St. Ides 

St. Ides High Gravity is a popular potent (8.2% ABV) malt liquor. It is most frequently sold in 40oz Bottles that retai for a price of $1.99. It is also sold in 22oz bottles and 4/6 Packs of 16oz Cans. St. Ides has been endorsed by a number of popular rap musicians including Bushwick Bill of the Geto Boys, Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Notorius B.I.G and most famously Ice Cube. Ice Cube was responsible for the tag line "Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides" that was used in a long running advertising campaign. St. Ides is also the subject of a song by the late folk singer Elliot Smith, St. Ides Heaven"

"Get your girl in the mood quicker, make your jimmy thicker, St. Ides"

St. Ides by Lee Keller April 22, 2006