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splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.
"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "
by BioMenace November 10, 2008
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spitback

the art of spitting into a high persons anus and then playing rummikub on their afro.
"jamiecarr" sooo, you up for a spitback?
"chelsey" hell yizzle jamie you rummikub legend.
"john" you guys are sick, im off to cheljajo.
by akeem edward potter January 28, 2009
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splatpack

An ignorant trash talking australian known for molesting kangeroos and drinking heavily while cursing constantly!
by larry parsons January 13, 2004
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splattack

ONE OF THE BEST SONGS TO EXIST GO LISTEN TO IT
I love listening to splattack
by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022
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splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget
Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.
by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016
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Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event
Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.
by wynx October 29, 2020
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Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.
Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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