The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.
Me: Hello is this Chase?
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010
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I will really miss the four little Tiger kittens as they are really funny. I am keeping the only Gold male kitten- he is a huge kitten and will be a super strong cat with can you believe Gold eyes. Sheba the mother is sick and I hope she doesn't croak, three sets of kittens was too much for her thats 18 kittens. My black cat died a week ago.The kittens have wear me out, I found them a good home and they are given me $40 for the kittens tomorrow I will only have four cats then. I will bring all the kittens and let them sleep on my bed tonight because the four tigers will be gone and i will only have one gold kitten left.
I will really miss the four little Tiger kittens as they are really funny. I am keeping the only Gold male kitten- he is a huge kitten and will be a super strong cat with can you believe Gold eyes. Sheba the mother is sick and I hope she doesn't croak, three sets of kittens was too much for her thats 18 kittens. My black cat died a week ago.The kittens have wear me out, I found them a good home and they are given me $40 for the kittens tomorrow I will only have four cats then. I will bring all the kittens and let them sleep on my bed tonight because the four tigers will be gone and i will only have one gold kitten left.
by bippi September 26, 2006
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Bitch! if you ever touch my shit again I'll sodomize you with your own foot, and if you dont believe I can do that, go ahead, just fuckin try it
by LarryVR April 19, 2006
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Happy Easter! I can't wait until next week, Sodomy Sunday when i can show you how good a friend you are!
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Donnie: No i have not seen Mitch.
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