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french seal

A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.
We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.
by Organomics January 9, 2020
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Sealioning

Trolling, which trolls call "Trying to engage in a controversial yet civil debate and requesting evidence from someone who refuses to provide such evidence to back up their claims." In short, sealioning is a form of censorship, in which case the trolls aim to exhaust free speech -- and if people block the toxic trolls, said trolls will just open up new accounts in the hope of making people be silent.

Used to accurately describe trolls who "request evidence" of things that any SINCERE person could just Google themselves, if they SINCERELY wanted to know anything. But this is simply not their true intent. They have been trained to exhaust any actual civil debate by popping up like a loud sea lion to frustrate and annoy people into not talking about things which offend said sealions.

"Sealioning" as a term is used to point out trolls' dishonesty by putting the blame where it belongs, on the one troll who tries to shout down SINCERE conversations by calling their trolling "debate."
Troll A : Can you give me a link to a study or article that validates your claim ?
Person A : Do you really need a study that validates my statement that water is wet? This sealioning is appallingly pathetic.
Person B : I have touched water, and it is indeed wet.
Troll A : Prove it !
Every rational person: Why do you feel it necessary to spend so much of your life sealioning? All you're doing is proving that no amount of "evidence" can sway you.
by the modhatter June 3, 2023
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Sealing

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.
Did you see Nanea and Colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?
by Tribert November 13, 2011
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smalad

i want robert pattinson to smalad.”
-cedric diggory
by itspeepeepoopootime October 28, 2020
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Sealioning

Sealioning is a term used to describe the actions of villains who demand "citations" for things that are prima facie true, in an attempt to harass and silence facts that give them cognitive dissonance.

As you can see on this very page of definitions, conservatives will even Sealion the term "Sealioning," because it diminishes their capacity to use this fascist tactic.
Person 1: An orange is an orange.
Troll 1: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Troll 2: Yeah, if you can't provide a link to prove that an orange is an orange, we own the libs once again!
Person 2: Don't worry, they're just Sealioning you. They're either bots, or just morons.
by the modhatter May 9, 2023
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poppin a seal

To pop the seal of a codeine bottle // open a codeine bottle
Lyric in song "and you know I'm poppin a seal"
by Pilllow gang March 6, 2018
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Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."
-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.
by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009
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