sloane

A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine

typical Sloane conversation:

"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."

"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."

by amberbamber September 12, 2005

sloat

Dating as far back as 2007, The Yiddish word 'Sloat' is used to describe an individual who is drawlin hard, so they commit a bank robbery and get caught because they wrote the note to the teller demanding money on their own deposit slip, with their account information.

Ron-Yo I'm drawlin man I'm gonna rob this bank

Rom-Aight man just don't pull a Sloat knowmsayin?

by ahymcuddy August 17, 2010

Sloasted

when someone has been both slayed and roasted

Kaila: Your playing Pokemon? You have no life.

John: You say that while riding the debate bus?

Jack: SLOASTED!

by Jack Townsend February 28, 2010

Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

by DRN September 15, 2008

sloak

Slang term for sombody who is always trailing behind.

it's an abreviation of Sloak Hunt Racing.

Typical examples of a Sloaks are Prancing Wombats Racing.

by Scuffers March 7, 2008

The Sloan Circuit

This is a fun party game you can play with friends and family. You must have a minimum of two people but the more the better. This is how you play: first each player must shit in a bottle. All bottles must be the same size. Next you have to take a dick pic and send it to someone who is not playing the game. Next you have to throw up in two different locations throughout the playing area. After puking each participant must drink a third of a corona while doing five incline push ups. Finally you must pee your pants while fighting another participant. Have fun and remember: Don't be a pussy

"This party is dull"

"So let's do a The Sloan Circuit"

by I63 May 26, 2014

Bust a Sloagie

To jump from a moving vehicle, out of frustration or in times of mental duress.

"The date got off to such a slow start, I thought I was going to have to bust a Sloagie."

by David Goodis, of course July 4, 2004