skrimpin

A general verb used for any situation along the lines of chilling, hanging out etc.

Ayo! We big skrimpin!

by sAlo5 March 23, 2021

Skrimpin'

When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.

Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.

"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"

"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."

by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009

Skrimp Pie

When you cream pie a woman in a sea food resteraunt bathroom.

"I skrimp pied Mandy last night"

by ItsTazzLol March 29, 2017

Skrom

A person who has a head where their Ass is and an ass where their head is.

Sam you are such a skrom.

by Big Deano March 9, 2018

skrimpdick

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.

I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.

by bigdogsc February 27, 2011

Skrump

1. verb: To attach oneself, like a leech, to a person/persons of interest while intoxicated in hopes of gettin' some.
2. verb: To physically violate.
3. noun: One who performs the aforesaid actions.

"O shit, I was skrumped on may 22nd." or "She looks like a skrumper"

by Sage and Becca July 4, 2008

skrump

A word used in the place of sex.

Did you skrump last night after your date?

by Jessy Sea December 14, 2005