A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.
Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.
by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015
Get the skisexual mug.The rad, robe-wearing, bearded deity of skiing. Often used by powder-seeking skiing fanatics looking for the perfect day on the slopes. Skisus is the force behind both a great day of runs or broken bones - depending upon how he has been praised or offended.
Holy Skisus, Chet! Did you see the sweater puppies on that ski bunny?
I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.
You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!
I prayed to Skisus last night to give us some sick powdery runs for today's fun on the mountain.
You better pray to Skisus that we make it through these moguls unharmed!
by The Red Bastard September 16, 2012
Get the Skisus mug.You freakin skissy!!!
by Freakin Fasia June 18, 2003
Get the skissy mug.by Mustard tiger August 12, 2015
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by Lennu April 28, 2017
Get the skisors mug.Bob: bro what were you doing yesterday when we where skiing?
Jacob: bro i was skisturbating, you should try it
Bob: cool , ill try it someday.
5 days later
Bob: so now that we are here, how the FUCK do i skiisturbate.
Jacob: let me show you, just pull down your pants, grab your willy,stroke, and enjoy skiing!
Bob goes down the hill skisturbating
Bob: wow i love to skisturbate.
Random Lady: Boy you just nutted on my face
Bob:your welcum.
Jacob: bro i was skisturbating, you should try it
Bob: cool , ill try it someday.
5 days later
Bob: so now that we are here, how the FUCK do i skiisturbate.
Jacob: let me show you, just pull down your pants, grab your willy,stroke, and enjoy skiing!
Bob goes down the hill skisturbating
Bob: wow i love to skisturbate.
Random Lady: Boy you just nutted on my face
Bob:your welcum.
by I_Eat_Sunblock June 29, 2017
Get the skisturbate mug.a skisco girl is a lil bitch that always says sksss and has there whole arms covered in scrunches. these people will also have a hydro flask and is always going on about saving the turtles. pretty much the girl version of a chav. true bitches.
by ryan yes ryan b September 4, 2019
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