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social skills 

Social skills-

A term that loosely means the ability to navigate social situations/social networks as fitting one's needs. However, the phrase, when used, covers an umbrella of different factors and skills. These include, but are not limited to, the ability to feel at ease in social situations or make those around you feel at ease, the ability to relate to those around you, the ability to converse fluidly, or the ability to grasp social "rituals" (such as what to do or say in certain situations). It is a very broad term that in and of itself has minimal literal definition, but is commonly used as an insult. Examples:

"Dude, how could you say that to her! Learn some fucking social skills!"

or

"I hear that guy's smart, but I bet he has really bad social skills."

It is usually taken as a given that the greater a person's intelligence, the worse their "social skills". However, this is contested, as intelligent people are often better at manipulating those around them, and are likely to have a better "theory of mind"- which means the ability to figure out what is going on in the heads of other people. (Which is a separate skill itself).
A star football player may have great "social skills" among his teammates and fans, but might become very awkward around a group of research scientists, authors, or professional dancers.

"Social skills", like "emotional intelligence", is a word often thrown around with no one stopping to figure out what it actually means.
social skills by st. steve October 8, 2008
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Groping Skills 

The ability to sexual pleasure oneself or another through skilled and effective touching and fondling.
My uncle’s groping skills are the best.

Your mom’s groping skills made me nut hard brooooohhhh.

My roommate had the best groping skills.
Groping Skills by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Uzee SKills 

A midget who likes playing football
Uzee SKills by Liam Johsnon June 18, 2018

Pigeon Skills 

To be able to spin yeast based carbohydrates upon mouth or beak, similar to a pigeon. Also used in reference to someone lying through their teeth in a well-conceived manner.
Guy 1- Fuck, did you just see that Blackbird in your garden?

Guy 2-Pigeon skills!
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Man 1- I never stole your idea for this story lad, you know you can count on me.

Man 2- Bollocks. It's got Pigeon Skills written all over it.
Pigeon Skills by SummerOnions April 22, 2009

Gross Motor Skills

1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.

2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
"Wanna lift home?"

"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

mad skills 

1. good skills.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.
"I've got mad skills, biotch!"
mad skills by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003