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Size whore

A heterosexual woman, most often very attractive, whose only requirement for sex or a relationship is a large penis, and who cares not for any other aspect of a man, and is willing to discriminate against a man for not having a huge wanger.
"Did you see that double-ugly obnoxious asshole Jemal has got himself another 10 out of 10 girlfriend?"
"Wow, he must really have a great personality and sense of humour"
"What?! That isn't it at all, you Liberal waste of a mind! The girl is just another size whore, like all females!"
by Wakethefuckup! September 4, 2011
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size queen

A person who sinks to their knees in the presence of a gloriously huge cock. Actions that follow as a result of such obsession often include licking, sucking, slurping, head bobbing, deepthroating, gagging, glugging, nut gargling, turkey slapping, facials and swallowing.
Katie: "OMG Becky, you're such a size queen! This is going on Snapchat!!"
Becky: "Shut up Katie, you know you want it too!" *slurping*
by couldntthinkofausername February 12, 2017
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Size 8 Lockpick

The act of kicking open a locked door or container with your boot.
I was trying to open the shipping container and realised it was locked. I then applied my Size 8 lockpick to remedy the situation. Job Done!
by Dr.Whitelabcoat May 16, 2010
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size game

How's someone's penis size is
Yo bro, Jack's size game weak as fuck!
by hood team® May 27, 2015
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size inspector

A perverted girl who always wonders how big of a dick everyone has. Somehow she finds out!
Politician: I can't believe Hillary! She's such a size inspector
by Walrus guy February 6, 2017
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Size 13 men’s nikes

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes
I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT
by how.rude October 22, 2019
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Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008
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