Singapore 

a single person.

tom - " bel you singapore"
bel- " what tom so are you "

tom - " boy better know "
bel - " i knew you was gay ;) "
tom - " shut up your as single as me you lezbean "

Singapore by kristabill August 19, 2009

Singapore 

To expose your breast in an alluring manner while at a fine dining establishment

My wife Singapore’d me at the dinner table!

Singapore by Tuneablemoss May 3, 2018

Singapore 

A nanny state that is glorified by money-loving cowards.

Money can’t buy happiness. Unfortunately, people who glorify Singapore are too dumb to realize that.

Singapore by akt858 October 25, 2020

Singapore 

Nice Asian country but seriously we need more superior high ground

Stanley: so why did you come to Singapore
Patrick: wait this isn't mother russia

Singapore by budgetsheep February 15, 2019

Singapore 

A country that bans chewing gum. Also get fined $10,000 dollars, or go to jail for a year for carrying gum.

I went to Singapore last year for our honeymoon. We should’ve went to Fiji!

Singapore by Spritish Channel January 2, 2021

Singapore 

A redneck term for flawless skin. Poreless.

Susan: What are you using on your face? Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Its my new face cream, guaranteed to not leave a singapore on the face!

Susan: Black people age so nicely.
Me: Right! Look at Cletus, he ain't got a singapore on his skin!

Singapore by Polly Tatum November 16, 2021

Singapore 

Smartest country

Singapore is one of the smartest country

Singapore by Nvmillchange_10 March 1, 2022