A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.
"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."
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As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018
Get the simple ho mug.A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing
by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022
Get the simple dimple pop it squish mug.One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada
by SHK343 June 30, 2011
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2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
by 1069 August 27, 2005
Get the Simple Plan mug.A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"?
So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
Me: Hey what are you doing?
Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.
Me: stfu.
Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.
Me: stfu.
by divad10 July 12, 2006
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