Siberian mudslide

A Siberian mudslide can be performed via multiple sexual positions and among both heterosexual and homosexual partners, however doggystyle is the preferable position for maximum value. It is also recommended that you ingest a large helping of horse laxatives approximately 30-40 minutes before sex. After ejaculating onto your partner's back (preferably as high as possible without entering the neck area), quickly point your anus onto the semen that you've just laid and defecate as much as possible before your partner moves. Your partner will quickly realize what is transpiring, causing him or her to quickly jump up, thus causing the whitish-brown semen feces explosion to slide down his or her back, thus resembling an icy mudslide in Siberia.

Mike 1: Yo you'll never guess what I did to my wife last night!

Mike 2: Dude what???

Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.

Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 10, 2017

Siberian punk

Siberian punk is a style of music that appeared in the USSR in the 1970s and 1980s. Its distinctive feature - dirty, noisy music, antidote, social texts with a philosophical bias. The main characters of the sib.punk are: Yegor Letov, Yanka Diaghileva and others.

Here is example of siberian punk music
This translation is literal

Discovering something that you don't want live
Raw dirt is exploring us
Delusional. of a persent
Think that everything could be better

Selected shrines, hidden dead ends
Virtual deserts, mazes, ceilings
Continuing to frenzy and desperately sleeep
Switch yourself to white-black mode
Switch yourself to white-black mode and
KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL
KI-I-I-L

Grajdanskaya oborona (civil defence) - kill

by Blitzcringe October 21, 2022

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Siberian corset

Siberian corset is a double meaning word.
1. A corset with origins in Siberia.
2. A cock ring.

1."Siberian corsets make your penis bigger!"
or
2."If you live in Siberia, you will probably get a corset that was made in siberia! They're called Siberian Corsets!"

by C-man February 9, 2005

Siberian Blizzard

Fucking a girl while standing and spinning in circles, then when you're close to finishing, throw the girl into the air, and jizz all over her before she hits the ground.

UH, UH, SIBERIAN... Blizzaaaaaaaaard.......

I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.

by ninjakingcola September 2, 2010

Siberian Express

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.

Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.

by Zorba44 February 11, 2009

Siberian Pipeline

Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.

Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you

by SBreen November 23, 2009