Shoulder Joke

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.

I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that

by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010

Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

shoblin

A shower goblin. A evil goblin type creature that lives in your shower. Shoblins usually emerge late at night through the plug hole.

I cant go for a shower now mum, its too late. The shoblins will get me.

by B_E_R_E_C_C_A March 10, 2009

ride the shoulder

Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.

Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 17, 2006

Should

A word used to describe something that could happen but likely will never due to a standard lack of caring, ethics, or general sense.

Person 1: "William should unplug that garbage disposal before he sticks his hand in there".

Person 2: "20 bucks says he wont".

by kingatomsk January 19, 2017

shoelessed

A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.

These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job

by exzimbo February 7, 2009

shoilise

the quality of consuming something exceedingly sparingly so as to prolong the enjoyment

She has been shoilise for 3 months with that bag of Skittles, only eating one piece of candy per day.

by SideshoViD August 28, 2009